HUMOR: Why women do not want to marry?

Mau tau alasannya mengapa beberapa cewek kepingin membujang seumur hidup?
iT HARD TO FiND THE MAN OF THEiR DREAMS11
REASONS WHY WOMEN FiND iT HARD TO FiND THE MAN OF THEiRDREAMS..........
Kenapa sih cewek koq sekarang ini susah banget dapet cowok?

1. The nice men are ugly.Cowok yang baik, mukanya jelek
2. The handsome men are not nice.Cowok yang ganteng, kelakuannya jahat
3. The handsome and nice men are gay. <-= huahahahaha!! pedes!!Cowok yang ganteng dan baik ternyata gay
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. <-= lebih pedeslagi!!!Cowok yang ganteng, baik, dan hetero udah nikah (kesian deh pereu!!)
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.Cowok yang tampangnya ga terlalu ganteng tapi baik, biasanya kere
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think weare only after their money.Cowok yang ga terlalu ganteng tapi baik dan kaya berpikir perempuan hanyatertarik pada uangnya
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.Cowok yang ganteng tapi kere hanya ngincer uang perempuan
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don'tthink we are beautiful enough.Cowok ganteng yang ga terlalu baik terus hetero, ngerasa perempuan yangada kurang cantik
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhatnice and have money, are cowards.Cowok yang menganggap perempuan yang ada cantik, terus hetero, teruslumayan baik dan berduit, biasanya pengecut
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some moneyand thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!Cowok yang ganteng, lumayan baik dan berduit, dan puji Tuhan hetero,ternyata terlalu pemalu dan ga mo maju duluan
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest inus when we take the initiative.Cowok yang ga mau maju duluan malah ilfil sama perempuan yang maju duluan

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
cowok maunya apa siih???
"Men are like a fine wine.They all start out like grapes, andit's our job to stomp on them and keep themin the dark until they mature into somethingyou'd like to have dinner with."